Thursday, June 18, 2009

this is true

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
LATINO FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. & Mrs.
LATINO FRIENDS: Call your parents Mami y Papi.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail & tell you what you did was wrong.
LATINO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
LATINO FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
LATINO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
LATINO FRIENDS: Walk right in & say, "estoy en casa!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
LATINO FRIENDS: Are fo life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
LATINO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of it, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
LATINO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will think this is fake
SPANISH FRIENDS: Will know this is the truth

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
SPANISH FRIENDS: Will say hell yeah this shit is true

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